I'd Probably Kill You

Appears on: Handguns, All Access Vol. 2
Standard tuning
Capo: 2nd fret

         E A D G B E
   G     3 2 0 0 0 3     
   C     X 3 2 0 1 0
   Em    0 2 2 0 0 0
   A7    X 0 2 0 2 0
   D     X X 0 2 3 2

Verse 1:
 G               C
I'd probably kill you
 Em                 A7  D
If I wasn't already wasted
 G              C
Might want to regret this
 Em                        A7  D
We'll take the chance and not forget how
 G                C           Em      A7  D
I put you out of everybody's way
 G                 C
You're just so damn fabulous
 Em                         A7      D         
You didn't even think of saving something

 C                      G               D
I want to be just like you but I can't sing
 C                             G
You're something I thought of first
You just didn't make it
 C                     G
You ended up just like me
But so much better

Verse 2:
 G               C
Can't keep my hands on
 Em                                A7  D
The things I've learned off a long neck bottle
G              C             Em
Why race in circles around the women I know
                      A7  D
And the things I bought them
G                C          Em      A7  D
How I'd pay to someday find you
G           C
Two steps behind
Em                        A7       D        
With your hands tied asking for something

Verse 3:
 G                  C
Might burn your house down
 Em                                        A7  D
If I was somehow sure your things were in there
 G                  C                   Em      A7  D
Wouldn't want to bring you anymore un-needed sympathy
 G                  C               Em       A7  D
Bet you've never struggled on your own
 G                  C
Cause your people love you
 Em                      A7        D        
They would never dream letting you suffer

                      C   D   G
I'd probably kill you